Blog Watch Wednesday

Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Reviews Posted:




Fun Stuff:

The fourth trailer for The Dark Knight Rises has arrived!


The first 12 minutes of Blade Runner - in watercolors.

The best dad in SF/F? 

If you, like me, loved Heath Ledger's reading of e.e. cummings "i carry your heart", you must watch/listen to Benedict Cumberbatch's "Ode To A Nightingale".



Staples has a speedreading test to gauge how many words/minute you can read. It's not terribly accurate, but it is fun the first time.

To go along with that link, check out this amazing photo of a "pink" aurora borealis.

A new poster and trailer for Joe Wright's Anna Karenina. I really need to reread this before I see the film.



New debate for America's prisons: is solitary confinement "torture"?

Tom Hiddleston to play "British porn god" Paul Raymond. Aaaand the internet exploded.

Monsters University has a "teaser" trailer! Normally I think the "trailer for a trailer" is incredibly stupid, but it's Monsters, Inc. Come onnnn.



Author Jay Kristoff, of the forthcoming and anticipated STORMDANCER, just launched his official website. Stop by for chances to win an ARC of the first novel in the Lotus War trilogy.

Ryan Gosling before he was famous. Still cute, though! Just in a dorky, 90's kid way.

A hoodie that looks like armor. Needless to say, I want one. 


What if the Robin Williams classic Mrs. Doubtfire was a horror movie? Well, you don't have to image it on your own, these awesome people have recut the 90's staple as just that.

Carrie Underwood came out in support of gay marriage and her fans are not happy.

Previously sealed records of crimes (67,000 to be precise) from Victorian villains are now open to public perusal. Crimes include such as: donkey thievery, drunken refusal to vacate proptery (oh no!)

USA Today picks the best songs of The Beatles. My absolute favorite is Eleanor Rigby so I can't complain about this list.

Review: The Secret Keeper by Sandra Byrd

Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Author: Sandra Byrd
Genre: historical fiction
Series: Ladies In Waiting #2
Pages: 336 (Nook ARC edition)
Published: June 5 2012
Source: publishers via NetGalley
Rating: 5/5

The author of To Die For returns to the court of Henry VIII, as a young woman is caught between love and honor.

Juliana St. John is the daughter of a prosperous knight in Marlborough. Though her family wants her to marry the son of her father’s business partner, circumstances set her on a course toward the court of Henry VIII and his last wife, Kateryn Parr.

Sir Thomas Seymour, uncle of the current heir, Prince Edward, returns to Wiltshire to tie up his business with Juliana’s father’s estate and sees instantly that she would fit into the household of the woman he loves, Kateryn Parr. Her mother agrees to have her placed in the Parr household for “finishing” and Juliana goes, though perhaps reluctantly. For she knows a secret. She has been given the gift of prophecy, and in one of her visions she has seen Sir Thomas shredding the dress of the king’s daughter, the lady Elizabeth, to perilous consequence.

As Juliana learns the secrets of King Henry VIII’s court, she faces threats and opposition, learning truths about her own life that will upset everything she thought she once held dear.

It's easy to feel sorry for all six of King Henry VIII's wives - through either political machinations, religious upheavals, or royal miscarriages, and the subsequent falls from the King's favor, most were not to blame for their less-than-happily-ever afters. Almost uniformly victims of the King himself and his Court, the Katherines, Annes and Janes of King Harry have all been thoroughly explored and reinvented in various novels, plays, movies in the 400 years since the end of the Tudor dynasty. I was a bit hesitant to pick up yet another historical fiction set during this royal family's tenure, but The Secret Keeper has legs and can firmly stand on its own.  Injecting a lot of energy into this well-trod field of history, Byrd makes a compelling case for tragedy for the last, and most overlooked, of Great Harry's matrimonial partners, Katherine (Kateryn) Parr.

A successful, fresh perspective in such a popular time frame has been tried before (with less success) by other authors, yet none had the vitality or believability of Byrd's invented Juliana St. John. The first person POV can often be tricky for historical fiction, but used as it is here, it actually does a lot to illustrate Juliana's multi-faceted character; her inner monologue is lively and intelligent, engaging to read with a clear voice. Pairing this intelligent, though fictional, woman with the last of Henry's queens is a perfect fit: Katherine Parr is well-remembered for her coteries of enlightened and well-read female courtiers and Juliana is a natural fit within such a group. It was a tidy way to create an authentic character who would resonate with the intended audience without creating a large anachronism. Juliana's relationships with others are complex and meaningful, ones that grow and evolve as the novel progresses - particularly, her strong bond with her surrogate mother Katherine and with her love-interest Jamie Hart.

SPOILERS, BEWARE. I want to take a moment to thank Sir James Hart of this novel. Early on, Juliana is raped - viciously - by a member of the Court. She then blames herself for the rest of the novel (for YEARS! it's so sad!), until, (THANK YOU), Jamie corrects this stupid, awful, incorrect train of thought, with just a single sentence.

"You, love, did not bring this upon yourself no matter what you said, no matter what you did, no matter what you wore." 

Major, major kudos to Sandra Byrd for not indulging in, perpetuating or just ignoring rampant victim blaming/rape culture. Well done. It's all too rare that dialogue like that will appear in a historical fiction novel, and I have to applaud a love interest that makes a point to show that. He may be the least developed character of the novel, but he still gets a pass from me for his chivalry. END SPOILERS.

Though the focus of the novel and the narrative is protagonist Juliana, her life is on periphery of Katherine's and as a result, it is constantly, directly affected by the course of the older woman's life. The Katherine shown by this author is more than merely a survivor of King Henry's merciless whims and reversals: she was an accomplished author, in a time when women were discouraged from reading, an tireless supporter of religious reform, and a generous, loving stepmother to her three royal children. Byrd presents a well-rounded, very real woman in her interpretation of the former Widow Latimer, one that is wholly compelling and original. Not content with the "gowned skirmishes" of the Court, this version of Queen Katherine (and the author) focus more on the religious scandals that plagued her marriage to the king. Not only is this a refreshing change of plot from the adulterous, more salacious storylines of Anne Boleyn and Katherine Howard, it's quite true to the actual woman Katherine Parr was. Vibrant, actualized characters are the strength of The Secret Keeper, and no characters show this more than Juliana and Katherine herself.

Clocking in at just under 350 pages, this is far from the longest historical fiction I've read this year, but it was the most effortless to read. I could've easily continued with these characters (and that twist!), were there more plot to continue on with. It's nicely paced from the get-go, especially for such a character-driven novel, and Sandra Byrd easily establishes herself as a natural storyteller with an inviting lead. You can even pick it up if you've not read the first in the author's Tudor series, To Die For. As a standalone or as sequel, The Secret Keeper cultivates a nice sense of atmosphere through the intrigue and uncertainty of that world; it's chock full of tension and history. The wording and prose isn't beautiful or jaw-dropping, though every once in a while the author would hit upon the perfect phrase ("Power was beginning to settle like stones cast into the Thames. The heaviest got there first." - p. 200, ARC) to create the image she desired. 

Fast-paced, fun, and with a fresh perspective, Sandra Byrd proves with The Secret Keeper that you don't need a Boleyn or a Howard to make Tudor historical fiction good, involving and worth reading. A nice twist on a true historical mystery was completely unexpected and added an extra flair to the novel that I really enjoyed. For this book, for the scenario that the author so painstakingly crafted and subtly set up, the end was wholly satisfying and believable. I have yet to read the series first novel, but you can be sure it's now in the top 10 of my "buy NOW" list. Fans of Tudor hist fic oversaturated with Boleyns and Howards would do well to pick up this novel.

DNF Review: Of Poseidon by Anna Banks

Friday, June 15, 2012
Title: Of Poseidon
Author: Anna Banks
Genre: young-adult, supernatural fiction
Series: Of Poseidon #1
Pages: 336 (Nook ARC edition)
Published: May 22 2012
Source: publishers via NetGalley
Rating: 1/5


Galen, a Syrena prince, searches land for a girl he's heard can communicate with fish. It’s while Emma is on vacation at the beach that she meets Galen. Although their connection is immediate and powerful, Galen's not fully convinced that Emma's the one he's been looking for. That is, until a deadly encounter with a shark proves that Emma and her Gift may be the only thing that can save his kingdom. He needs her help---no matter what the risk.


I'm definitely in the minority here as most reviews seem to love this novel, but I am okay with being on the fringes. I embrace it.  I can certainly love that cover, but that is the end of any affection I might've had for this supernatural young-adult novel. I like to think I am stingy with my 5-star ratings, but the truth is I give those out far more often than any one-star. I can usually find something, somewhere in a novel that I enjoyed, but not so here. Of Poseidon deserves that one-star whole-heartedly and by page 170, I already knew that this book was going to be a major, major problem for me.

I read until about page 275, and then skimmed until the end because I wasn't having any fun. At all. In fact, I was often angry at this novel. I was, at first, deceived mildly interested by the blurb (warring mermaid tribes?[Schools?] Yes, please!), then progressively less and less impressed by the characters, the plot, and both those elements' immature, trope-ish presentations. Of Poseidon isn't anything new; this is another YA paranormal romance (with an obnoxious, awful love-interest even!), in the vein of the newest popular supernatural being: the mermaid. I have yet to find a mermaid novel that has truly impressed me with its originality (besides Lies Beneath) or its characters, and all of them have underwhelmed me with their misogynistic notions and representations of love and teenage relationships.


Things I Hated About Of Poseidon:

  • the mermaid attitude toward "mating" - see Rayna/Toraf
  • predictability with which the story "progressed"
  • instalove on an extreme scale
  • stock, cliched characters across the board
  • contrived drama and high school melodrama that overtake the (barely-there) mermaid plot

Of Poseidon was just an underwater mess. It's predictable and cliched; I called the big twist at the end as soon as the "mystery" element was introduced, I knew how the romance would go as soon as Galen was described as Adonis's long-lost, better-looking brother. There's just absolutely nothing new here; it's all been done before and so so much better. From characters (Emma is a cliched, predictable piece of cardboard, her mother is a shrill, paranoid woman, Galen a controlling and unavailable ass) to the melodramatic "plot", everything here feels one-dimensional or cheap. The only cgaracter with any life (or of color...) is killed within 30 pages. With the (many and often) repeated mentions of how porcelain and pure Emma's white skin is, the death of the only black character made me highly uncomfortable.

What really made me uncomfortable - and then angry - with this novel was the mermaid aspect towards mating. Basically in this underwater hell, the girl mermaids are property with no say in their lives - be it who they want to mate with or even if they want to mate at all. Galen, our "hero", has a sister who has said all her life she doesn't want to mate, ever. Even when Rayna is forced into an unwanted marriage (that her brother made BEHIND her back WITHOUT her PRESENCE or even her KNOWLEDGE), Galen has no sympathy for his sister. None. These are direct quotes, from the ARC:

R: "Why can't he just leave me alone? And why do you think it's so funny? You're supposed to protect me!" 
G: "From Toraf? Why would I do that?"

OH, I DON'T KNOW GALEN, maaaybe because she's your sister and you (supposedly) love her and don't want to force her into an unwanted marriage and assumed rape? Maybe? Just guessing here. So basically, because Toraf is Galen's friend. has known Rayna her whole life, he gets to call "dibs" on her. And that's ok. With everyone. (Rayna further fucks up the message even more later on in the novel with her actions, but I lack the energy to detail why she is so awful. Check out these reviews for many, many reasons why this novel is misogynistic, racist and sends the wrong message to teenage readers.)

By the time I hit page 200, I was long past wondering where the plot went, where Emma's grief for Chloe, her life-long best-friend, had disappeared to so quickly? Wondering why Emma had lost all intelligence and self-respect to chase after an asshole? I just.. couldn't. Sure this reads easily and quickly (no need to fear reading any SAT words here!), but it is not worth the time, effort or money. I will most definitely not be continuing this series -- I wasn't a fin fan.

Blog Watch Wednesday

Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Reviews Posted:

Hounded by Kevin Hearne - 3/5 stars - PNR/UF

The Red Chamber by Pauline A. Chen - 4.5/5 stars - historical fiction, retelling


The Demon Trapper's Daughter by Jana Oliver - 3/5 stars - young adult, supernatural fiction



Fun Stuff:

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (ridiculous name, btw) has an official release date: November 22, 2012 

The New Yorker has two pieces written by Ray Bradbury, which are now unlocked for all readers.

The first chapter of the forthcoming The Cavendish Home for Boys and Girls is online for a free preview!


There is a Swiss website that lets you hike the Alps virtually! (Not that Tamae up there would ever deign to use it..)

This "Jane Austen is My Homegirl" rap is creative and really quite amusing.


These are some pretty awesome and detailed blogging stats gathered from those that attended BEA last week. 82% read and review YA! Wowza.

Check out this really awesome flowchart showing the connections in Steven King's universes.

Tom Hiddleston, aka Loki from the Avengers, is basically made of awesome. Not only does he rap, he does impressions! Including: Alan Rickman, Owen Wilson, the velociraptors in Jurassic Park, Chris Evans, Orson Welles, Samuel L. Jackson, and a horse. As someone who has also been known to give impressions of velociraptors, I can't really articulate how happy this made me.

20 Freakish Creatures from the Depths of Russia's White Sea. Between the White Sea and Lake Baikal, Russia truly has some crazy aquatic life.

Adorable stray dog runs over 1700 km, across China!, with cyclists who fed her once. She's so little! And the cars in the video make me nervous for her, ha!

The 22 rules of storytelling, according to Pixar

A documentory on deceased Starz' actor Andy Whitfield needs some cash to get funded. Check out their Kickstarter campaign.

The best commencement speeches of 2012 - Steve Carrel, Jane Lynch, Neil Gaiman, etc.

What if Inception and 300 were made of legos? The answer to the question that no one was asking.


The first images of vampire child Renesme Cullen have arrived. Poor child has a horrible name.

Indie publisher Smashwords: 127,000 titles and $12m revenue this year.

A montage of runway models falling on their asses, to make your day better. 

A ticklish penguin to make your day great.


Game of Thrones House sigils for other famous TV families. The Swanson and House ones are my favorites, I think.



Some pretty fantastic Game of Thrones art. Some upcoming spoilers so beware!

This spoiler-filled map tracks the many journeys of the characters in Game of Thrones.


Review: Hounded by Kevin Hearne

Sunday, June 10, 2012
Title: Hounded
Author: Kevin Hearne
Genre: supernatural, urban fantasy
Series: The Iron Druid Chronicles #1
Pages: 316 (Nook ARC edition)
Published: April 2011
Source: publishers via NetGalley
Rating: 3/5

 Atticus O’Sullivan, last of the Druids, lives peacefully in Arizona, running an occult bookshop and shape-shifting in his spare time to hunt with his Irish wolfhound. His neighbors and customers think that this handsome, tattooed Irish dude is about twenty-one years old—when in actuality, he’s twenty-one centuries old. Not to mention: He draws his power from the earth, possesses a sharp wit, and wields an even sharper magical sword known as Fragarach, the Answerer.

Unfortunately, a very angry Celtic god wants that sword, and he’s hounded Atticus for centuries. Now the determined deity has tracked him down, and Atticus will need all his power—plus the help of a seductive goddess of death, his vampire and werewolf team of attorneys, a sexy bartender possessed by a Hindu witch, and some good old-fashioned luck of the Irish—to kick some Celtic arse and deliver himself from evil.

Final thoughts upon finishing: Meeeh. With that, I readily admit I'm in the minority for this UF favorite, but Hounded just didn't do anything it for me. Maybe it's another case of bookish it's-not-you-it's-me, but I was fairly disappointed with this much-hyped first in the widely-beloved Iron Druid Chronicles series. I certainly wanted to like this; I started Hounded fully expecting to love main character, the ancient but still snarky Atticus, and his amusing wolfhound Oberon (that part may or may not have come true), and the mix of pantheons and deities used for antagonists and secondary players and.. I just.. didn't connect. With 2/3 of that. Newish author Kevin Hearne has a lot of imagination, a clear vision for his series as well asaa good sense of humor, and, though his execution of plot and his approach to his female characters could definitely use a lot some work, I can appreciate why so many others enjoy this novel more than I did. It did not end up working out for me, but that is not the for a lot of people. 

I wanted more originality from Atticus's personality and POV; I was sorely disappointed with how generic his voice was. Sure the type of supernatural being he is is original and creative (Druids, anyone?), but his individual outlook and personality are no different from many other male POVs out there. He's not an Alpha male, but he is often cliched. A male author is more distinct in this genre, but his lead did little to distinguish himself in this first novel. Is Atticus an all-powerful, incredibly long-lived, accented, sex pot? Check, check, check, and check. Can he do things that none other can or has been able to in a millennia? Check. Does every girl, goddess and college student want to bang him? It certainly comes off that way... (three different goddesses kiss him in one day? Two different goddessess want to have sex with him [and learn from the oh-so-wise Druid] within a week's time? Give me a break.)  Atticus isn't bad, per se, and he is a decent narrator and protagonist: I just wish he had been more individual in his presentation.

Everyone human in the novel is far too one-dimensional or perfect to be real or believable. One of my main and early problems with Hounded was that I just couldn't connect or invest with the story being set up. The gods and goddesses that pop up from various pantheons of the world are far more dynamic and developed in their convoluted and twisted schemes than their slightly-cardboard human counterparts, especially the women, but they take a little while to show up on scene. I touched on it above, and so have other reviews and reviewers, but the women of the cast here are so laughably and unequivocally evil or one-dimensional I wanted to scream. With the exception of two female characters, one of whom was my favorite character of the whole piece (I refer, of course, to the hilarious Widow MacDonagh who attends Church while drunk and was vastly underused), I was sorely disappointed in how Hearne chose to portray the opposite sex.  The Morrigan is supposed to be scary and foreboding, not a sexpot wanting to hit some of that. No, thank you. I prefer my Death goddesses remote and scary, not ones who grind up on that.

Not all is lost, for there were indeed some good parts t be had in Hounded: there's a lot of humor splashed throughout in here, though a lot of it is dog-related or voiced by Atticus's talking wolfhound, Oberon. If you can stomach their pyschic bond, the wolfhound might be the most loveable. The magic aspect was creative enough without being too far-fetched or random, and nicely tuned to fit the story and character that Hearne has created. I greatly appreciated how researched the multiple mythological facets were - it showed and was easily the strongest facet of an uneven first novel. It's nice to come across a UF/PNR with a different set of lore than the usual and the Irish infusion here is truly well done and hopefully continued into the more recent novels. Coming in at just around 300 pages in all versions, Hounded is an easy supernatural read and a quick introduction to this series, if one not not wholly original or perfect.

Obviously, much of this fell flat or didn't live up to hype for me: from the quick and emotionless fight scenes, to the predictable plot, to the contrived attraction between Atticus and any female goddess, I just didn't invest in the core or side) storylines. I will say this for Kevin Hearne's crowdpleaser that I apparently insist on being the party pooper for: this supernatural tale certainly reads easily and quickly, as well as infusing its cast with a pleasing amount of "new" gods/goddesses against which Atticus has to contend. I had been tempted to rate this closer to a 2/2.5 range, but the things I did enjoy about this were distinct and unique enough to merit this the three I finally settled upon. My dissenting opinion of the first one isn't even enough to fully sway myself: I fully intend to read book number two in Hearne's popular series, titled Hexed. I just won't go in expecting to be fall in love and be wowed like I mistakenly did here. Hearne has a lot of potential and maybe he and Atticus can grow into their story with maturity and individuality. Here's hoping.

Review: The Red Chamber by Pauline A. Chen

Saturday, June 9, 2012
Genre: historical fiction, retellings
Series: N/A
Pages: 415 (Nook arc EDITION)
Published: expected July 10 2012
Source: publishers via edelweiss
Rating: 4.5/5

In this lyrical reimagining of the Chinese classic Dream of the Red Chamber, set against the breathtaking backdrop of eighteenth-century Beijing, the lives of three unforgettable women collide in the inner chambers of the Jia mansion. When orphaned Daiyu leaves her home in the provinces to take shelter with her cousins in the Capital, she is drawn into a world of opulent splendor, presided over by the ruthless, scheming Xifeng and the prim, repressed Baochai. As she learns the secrets behind their glittering façades, she finds herself entangled in a web of intrigue and hidden passions, reaching from the petty gossip of the servants’ quarters all the way to the Imperial Palace. When a political coup overthrows the emperor and plunges the once-mighty family into grinding poverty, each woman must choose between love and duty, friendship and survival.

In this dazzling debut, Pauline A. Chen draws the reader deep into the secret, exquisite world of the women’s quarters of an aristocratic household, where the burnish of wealth and refinement mask a harsher truth: marriageable girls are traded like chattel for the family’s advancement, and to choose to love is to risk everything.

After a bit of a slow start that was almost soap operatic in nature due to the sheer amount of secrets, lies, betrayals and affairs abounding, The Red Chamber impressed me with its scope and tragedy. Though I had anticipated an impending Tragedy with overtones of Old Timey Romantical Problems, this novel is far more than just love-triangles in powerful family. Based on one of China's Four Great Classical Novels, the 18th-century The Dream of the Red Chamber (also called The Story of the Stone) Chen's condensed version of the classic presents a more streamlined cast (down from 40 principle and 400 supporting to a much more manageable dozen or so main and limited background characters) and allows for more immediate impact from their respective edited storylines. I have not yet read the original version of The Dream of the Red Chamber, though I fully plan to now that I have devoured this in under a day, so I cannot honestly attest to the quality and breadth of this author's personal adaptation, but I can vouch for this novel's own uniquely compelling merits, of which there are many to enjoy. Historical fiction readers who enjoy convoluted family politics, strong and realistically flawed female protagonists set amid a backdrop of Imperial intrigue and maneuvering have found their next read right here.

If the author hadn't pared down the cast of characters invented by original author Cao Xueqin, each of the 40 main and 400 supporting wouldn't even get a page to themselves in this still-lengthy 400-page version. Clearly both the original author and Pauline Chen have a large scope and vision for their narrative and largely, it works. My few problems with The Red Chamber happened early and dissipated long before the end; the narrative jumps from character to character along a (seemingly) connected plotline, but there isn't much plot to be seen for the first 150 or so pages, and the characters themselves can come across as largely formulaic up to that point. Once the massive groundwork has been laid and personalities established, Chen really jumps into her novel. This seven-part novel is alive with a tangible, real feel for both its characters and its Qing setting and both benefit under the steady hand of this debut author. Condensing over 2000 pages into a compact 400 pag version cannot be an easy task, but outside from the sluggish introduction, I have to think that Chen did a remarkable job making the story, especially one so intricate and convoluted, definitely hers while still managing to pay homage to the ideas, themes and plotlines that made the first, original edition so well-loved and widely-read across China. 

I haven't read a ton of Chinese historical fiction, and the only one I've truly loved before this was Snow Flower and the Secret Fan. Happily the Manchu women shown in The Red Chamber don't undergo the tortuous footbinding I had to read about in Lisa See's novel, but their lives are just as constricted, regulated and predetermined as Lily and Snow Flower's golden toes ever were. This novel has a lot of main characters, but it is largely the women who take the cake; it is the women who save the Jia family over and over, usually with little to no thanks. Pauline Chen's cast of smart but very different women has several interesting parallels: Xifeng and Ping'ers friendship lost over love is mirrored in the storyline (and love-triangle) of Baochai, Daiyu and Baoyu. Each girl from either pair makes their decisions for love, for money, for security and Chen illustrates each at their best and their worst. It's easy to root for little Daiyu, to root for Xifeng in her canny awareness or to commiserate with Ping'er: though it takes a while to get there, this novel makes you care at least a little bit about its core group of flawed characters. As I said, there are several love-triangles present, and one of them is among three cousins, but keep in mind that this was written during the 1700s, when different social mores and ideas weren't thought of in the same way as in the modern age.

The third person omniscient POV used does -- thankfully -- keep The Red Chamber from the problem of too many individual, first-person POVs that so many other novels seem suffer from, but it also creates a bit of distance between the reader and some of the characters. I never connected or invested in Baochai, nor Lian, but perhaps that was point because both could be seen as obstacles in the way of happiness for other characters in the novel. Either way, this author takes time and care to present her characters as individual people, pulled by different wants and needs all tied neatly and permanently together due to family. Unifying themes of nostalgia, destiny help to pull all the overall plotlines of The Red Chamber back together for a solidly entertaining debut from this new author.

Review: The Templeton Twins Have An Idea by Jeremy Holmes

Friday, June 8, 2012
Author: Ellis Weiner
Illustrator: Jeremy Holmes
Genre: middle grade, mystery
Series: The Templeton Twins #1
Pages: 236 (Nook ARC edition)
Published: April 1 2012
Source: publishers via NetGalley
Rating: 4/5

Suppose there were 12-year-old twins, a boy and girl named John and Abigail Templeton. Let's say John was pragmatic and played the drums, and Abigail was theoretical and solved cryptic crosswords. Now suppose their father was a brilliant, if sometimes confused, inventor. And suppose that another set of twins—adults—named Dean D. Dean and Dan D. Dean, kidnapped the Templeton twins and their ridiculous dog in order to get their father to turn over one of his genius (sort of) inventions. Yes, I said kidnapped. Wouldn't it be fun to read about that? Oh please. It would so. Luckily for you, this is just the first in a series perfect for boys and girls who are smart, clever, and funny (just like the twins), and enjoy reading adventurous stories (who doesn't?!).

A quick read and one sure to be enjoyed by its target audience, The Templeton Twins Have An Idea is a fun-filled, goofy and cheeky adventure where children ultimately get to save the day and themselves. John and Abigail are dynamic middle-grade protagonists: feisty, smart and capable. With an involved and fourth-wall-breaking narrator, their Ridiculous Dog and their own wits, the two twins partake in an escapade that gives the reader ample opportunities to laugh, solve puzzles or even jot down a new recipe for meatloaf.   The first in a forthcoming series, this breezy lighthearted children's romp is inventive, interactive and an original ride.

A silly tone from the outset gets things going and author Ellis Weiner clearly used his imagination to make this as engaging for younger children as it could be. A little bit of wit, a little bit of snark and a lot of character help to make The Templeton Twins one novel not to be missed for those looking for a slightly interactive and fully original novel for their kids to enjoy. The tongue-in-cheek tone allows for amusement across the board as a 20-something reader I wasn't above the good-cheer influence of this cheeky and fun novel. Illustrator Jeremy Holmes art (and sketches for the ARC) catch the mood of the middle-grade novel perfectly: a little odd, very distinct and wholly eye-catching, his work definitely adds an extra element of personality to The Templeton Twins Have An Idea.

Simple and easy, this is the perfect fit for its genre. A little bit of mystery and childish ingenuity can go far as the author/illustrator pair behind this can attest. Antagonists Dean D. Dean and Dan D. Dean provide humorous and likely foils for the intrepid Templeton kids and the engaging read is worth it from start to completion.
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

Copyright © 2015 Ageless Pages Reviews. All Rights Reserved.

Amelia Theme by The Lovely Design CO and These Paper Hearts.