Book Tour Review: Royal Mistress by Anne Easter Smith

Thursday, June 13, 2013
Title: Royal Mistress
Author: Anne Easter Smith
Genre: historical fiction
Series: N/A
Pages: 489 (paperback edition)
Published: May 7 2013
Source: book tour for review
Rating: 4/5


From the author of A Rose for the Crown and Daughter of York comes another engrossing historical novel of the York family in the Wars of the Roses, telling the fascinating story of the rise and fall of the final and favorite mistress of Edward IV.

Jane Lambert, the quick-witted and alluring daughter of a silk merchant, is twenty-two and still unmarried. When Jane’s father finally finds her a match, she’s married off to the dull, older silk merchant William Shore—but her heart belongs to another. Marriage doesn’t stop Jane Shore from flirtation, however, and when the king’s chamberlain and friend, Will Hastings, comes to her husband’s shop, Will knows his King will find her irresistible.

Edward IV has everything: power, majestic bearing, superior military leadership, a sensual nature, and charisma. And with Jane as his mistress, he also finds true happiness. But when his hedonistic tendencies get in the way of being the strong leader England needs, his life, as well as that of Jane Shore and Will Hastings, hang in the balance.

This dramatic tale has been an inspiration to poets and playwrights for 500 years, and told through the unique perspective of a woman plucked from obscurity and thrust into a life of notoriety, Royal Mistress is sure to enthrall today’s historical fiction lovers as well.

Royal Mistress was my first introduction to the novels of Anne Easter Smith and it was a pleasure. From an author that clearly knows her history and her characters, this historical fiction features and focuses on one of the many famous mistresses of King Edward IV - Elizabeth "Jane" Shore. Anne Easter Smith has a talent for taking the well-known and familiar and creating a fresh story. With aplomb and subtlety, Smith takes her readers right into the War of the Roses, and turns a close eye in particular  on the struggles between the members of the Yorkist faction - often over this very woman. Her Jane Shore is a smart, capable woman in the midst of one of England's most tumultuous and interesting times. 

Told in third person, the narrative offers a wide and comprehensive view of life, particularly for those in merchant class. Though Jane's status is elevated by her affairs within the nobility, Royal Mistress showcases life in many forms in Edward's England. Unlike many of the women of her time, Jane refuses to bend under the laws and culture that seek to constrain her - true to the historical record known about her, Jane rises above her station through sheer personality, looks, and charm. She is a force to be reckoned with, as her husband comes to realize early on in the novel. Regaled as "the merriest, the wiliest, and the holiest harlots" of Edward's many mistresses, Jane has to contend with disapproving noblewomen, including Edward's own formidable and intelligent wife, Queen Elizabeth. Her struggles in the court, and with her own feelings for the King's own stepson (and her rival's son!) cast Jane in an unlikely and unenviable place. She may have the eye of the King, but it is the heart of the Marquess of Dorset she truly wants.

The characters in Royal Mistress have a lot of life right from the start. They come alive on the page, and their interactions are authentic, and engaging from beginning to end - even the less likeable ones. The more sympathetic outlook on Edward's younger brother, the future King Richard III is also fairly unique. He is more often a pure villain with his eyes on his nephew's throne than a misunderstood character, but Smith makes it thoroughly palatable to see him in a more favorable light. Though some characters herein are more rounded than others, this is an impressive and well-drawn cast. The War of the Roses, and the principal players in that civil war have been chronicled and covered many times over in the historical fiction genre, and it is down to the talent and knowledge of the author that Royal Mistress never flags nor seems like a rehash of an earlier novel.

It is apparent that hours and hours of research went into the creation of this fiction-based-on-fact. Royal Mistress is obviously full of detail across the board; from clothing to court, everything feels right. It is an atmospheric read without overdoing it. It's remarkably easy to slip into this story and the lives of these fascinating people. The novel is vivid and interesting, able to keep readers on their toes as Jane learns to navigate court life and come to grips with how she feels. The highlight for me during my not-long-enough read was the depiction of both the main character and that of Richard. Jane may overromanticise her relationship with Thomas Grey but it is easy to commiserate with her as she learns that favor may matter more than love ever did.

Anne Easter Smith is a popular and well-known author in historical fiction for a reason. Her novels keep the storylines fresh, the characters vibrant, and the setting interesting. Royal Mistress was a great start to what is sure to be a long and fulfilling relationship with this author. I was impressed and engaged with Jane's story from the very first. If it felt a little long at times, well it was just more opportunities to sink into a richly created version of the life of one of England's most notorious women.

Review: The Eternity Cure by Julie Kagawa

Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Title: The Eternity Cure
Author: Julie Kagawa
Genre: young adult, supernatural, post-apocalyptic, dystopia
Series: Blood of Eden #2
Pages: 448 (hardcover edition)
Published: April 30 2013
Source: publishers via NetGalley
Rating: 3/5

In Allison Sekemoto's world, there is one rule left: Blood calls to blood

She has done the unthinkable: died so that she might continue to live. Cast out of Eden and separated from the boy she dared to love, Allie will follow the call of blood to save her creator, Kanin, from the psychotic vampire Sarren. But when the trail leads to Allie's birthplace in New Covington, what Allie finds there will change the world forever-and possibly end human and vampire existence.

There's a new plague on the rise, a strain of the Red Lung virus that wiped out most of humanity generations ago-and this strain is deadly to humans and vampires alike. The only hope for a cure lies in the secrets Kanin carries, if Allie can get to him in time.

Allison thought that immortality was forever. But now, with eternity itself hanging in the balance, the lines between human and monster will blur even further, and Allie must face another choice she could never have imagined having to make.

I like Julie Kagawa. I like her books. I like that she doesn't conform and does her own thing, tries out new ideas, writes unlikeable or complicated characters. While I have had fun with and been entertained by almost all of her novels, I've rarely loved one (the only exception: The Iron Knight) . Unlike most of my friends, I was pretty underwhelmed by the second Blood of Eden novel. It's time for an unpopular opinion alert: I thought this was a weaker, bloated sequel to The Immortal Rules. Most friends are "ooh"ing and "aah"ing and I am over here with the "meh" sign.  Some things in the story worked well enough, others didn't, but in the end I never really cared enough to invest.

The actual book is 450 pages (and every edition of the novel, kindle, hardcover, etc. are all over 430 pages), and my ARC only has 350 and yet that felt waaaay too long and drawn out. It wasn't horrible, it wasn't great, but it definitely didn't live up to expectations. The plot takes a lot of twists and turns, there are betrayals and reunions and betrayed reunions, but it all takes too much time to develop. And, a lot of The Eternity Cure feels rehashed, like I read it before.. in book one. Allie wrestles with her "humanity", Kanin wants to fix old wrongs, Sarren wants to kill everyone, there's a threat the human "food supply", etc. There are varaitions upon the theme, but this is very much a second novel; a bridge book. The only new aspect is Jackal's inclusion to the central plot. Out of everything, he is the only truly unpredictable element in the story.


The uneasy and temporary alliance between Jackal and his younger blood sister Allie makes for the most entertainment that The Eternity Cure has to offer. As I am not a fan of this romance (Zeke bores me, sorry ladies), the only conflict that genuinely intrigued me was the one between Allie and her struggle to trust and rely on the unpredictable raider king. His known-only-to-him agenda makes him a free agent with uncertain motives and hard to gauge motivations. Allie is still a decent protagonist, but so much of her own conflict feels repetitive from The Immortal Rules. She faces some new obstacles and old enemies but mainly, she fights to resolve her humanity with her monstrosity, her attraction to a human with her need to feed on his species.


This is where it gets SPOILERY so stay away unless you've read it/don't care/are a spoiler whore.

The twist with Zeke - the whole he's dead-wait-no-he's-alive is pure cheap storytelling and blatant emotional manipulation. It's lame. The lamest of the lame. I wish Kagawa had actually gone through with it and offed a main character. She'll kill side pieces and bit parts easily enough as book one showed, but never a narrator or a love interest. As Renae puts it, Zeke is a huge Mary Sue. By dying, he does much more for both the story and Allison's personal development than he ever would alive. I would've liked the book more if it had been real, rather than a lame plot device used to manipulate both Allie and the reader. Ugh.

Other readers seem to love Sarren's menace and presence. I found both... lacking, to say the least. His whole attitude seems so laughable, with all the "sing a pretty song" and "little bird" nonsense constantly going on. Kagawa tells me repeatedly that he is insane, but she doesn't really go to any lengths to show it. Sure he kills people and is violent and vicious, but that's what the majority of vampires do in this new world. It's only his endgame that really sets him apart and shows his madness... but that comes into play way too late in the game to make much of an impact or reinforce his insanity. And oh boy, I thought I had read villains with Syndrome Syndrome before, but oh boy does Sarren believe in the power of the Antagonist Monologuing Everyone to Death. Stop talking about what you plan to do and actually do it, for cripes sake.

End SPOILERS.

That said, The Eternity Cure is alright. It suffers from a few missteps with plotting, pacing and characterization but what Kagawa does well, she does really well. The action scenes are tight and written believably. The post-apocalyptic world is thought-out down to small details and has an evocative atmosphere. All in all, this is a mixed bad of good, medium, and not-so-good. I mean, it's worth reading for the lack of love triangle alone. I will still read the sequel that is sure to be out, but I won't work myself into a frenzy of anticipation.

Review Take Two: The Boyfriend App by Katie Sise

Monday, June 10, 2013
Title: The Boyfriend App
Author: Katie Sise
Genre: young adult, contemporary
Series: N/A
Pages: 320 (ARC edition)
Published: April 30 2013
Source: publishers via edelweiss
Rating: 3/5

In The Boyfriend App by Katie Sise, super-smart, somewhat geeky Audrey McCarthy can’t wait to get out of high school. Her father’s death and the transformation of her one-time BFF, Blake Dawkins, into her worst nightmare have her longing for the new start college will bring.
But college takes money. So Audrey decides she has to win the competition for the best app designed by a high schooler—and the $200,000 that comes with it. She develops something she calls the Boyfriend App, and suddenly she’s the talk of the school and getting kissed by the hottest boys around. But can the Boyfriend App bring Audrey true love?

Reviewed by Danielle

The Boyfriend App
 is a novel in two parts, literally, and while I liked parts of both individually, it never came together as a whole. 

Part one revolves around Audrey McCarthy, a straight-A high school senior and hacker who is counting the days until she can put everything behind her and move on to college. Someplace where no one knows about her social fall at the hands of her mean-girl ex-bff, obsession with her lucky rabbit’s foot, or her dad’s tragic death. Her currently reduced social status has marked her a “trog”, or one of the computer kids, and the target of much mockery. That all changes when 
Apple, sorry, Public announces a scholarship contest, offering $200,000 to the creators of the most innovative and downloaded apps for their popular buyPhone. Already struggling to live on her now-single mom’s lunch lady salary, Audrey sees her opportunity for escape.

The first half revolves around her brainstorming and developing the eponymous app, while navigating high school cliques and possible romantic feelings for her friend Aiden. It’s very sweet and readable and Audrey comes off (mostly) authentic. The app is essentially a Myspace survey that alerts the girl to when a guy with a high score is nearby so she can ask him out. Her first match is a smashing success and The Boyfriend App gains a large following on Twitter and the rest of the blogosphere. 

That is, until the breakups start. 

And that takes us to the second part of the novel, which goes completely off the rails with a plot of conspiracies, subliminal stimuli, and blackmail. In another book, one more sci-fi than contemporary, perhaps, I could appreciate the far-fetched plot. In this novel, it just didn’t gel with the first half. I did prefer the larger conflict to yet another confrontation between Audrey and the mean twins, and as incredible and coincidental as it all was, the conspiracy theory isn’t the most outrageous I’ve ever heard. I can see an appeal to those with a more anti-consumer nature. After the trip out to California, however, the plot really fell down as the author struggled to pull a happy ending out of the quagmire the story had become. I almost wish it ended a few chapters earlier, though we would have had to sacrifice some loose ends, because the dragged out confrontations, further blackmail, eleventh-hour new characters, were all too much.

As for content, I’m always thrilled when a book includes queer characters, but TBA seems a little confused on the concept. With the original app, you just fill out a survey and it matches you with a nearby male with similar interests. Both people have to download the app, but only the woman gets the alert of the match so she can approach the guy. So how does that work for the gay couple seen using it? And later, when the app 2.0 can ONLY be downloaded by female users, the resulting orgy seems to again include the gay couple. Sise is aware that gay men are not women, correct? 

Additionally, when Audrey’s technology teacher, Ms.Bates, asks her to accompany her to New York to see an old friend who may be able to deus ex machina us out of an unwinnable scenario, neither Audrey nor the reader really needed the, “she’s not just my old roommate, she’s my ex-lover,” speech. I feel pretty certain that any teacher offering that information unsolicited in a public school will no longer be working there.

Mostly though, I wish more time had been devoted to what a Very Bad Thing the 2.0 app was. Brainwashing and sexual assault, (and let’s not be coy, even if all the boys wanted it, [no.] that’s what Annborg did to Blake,) even in a fictional setting, should never be condoned. Why wasn’t Audrey expelled after the riot in the lunch room? Punished for all that PDA? Grounded after the concert video went viral? No adult ever cares about Audrey or her app until she’s accused of having stolen it. THEN we get concerned teachers trying to clear her good name. She broke her dad’s commandment of hacking and DID hurt people and I didn’t feel like the book ever treated it as such. In the end, all her wishes still come true.

Review: The Shining Girls by Lauren Beukes

Sunday, June 9, 2013
Title: The Shining Girls
Author: Lauren Beukes
Genre: science fiction, thriller
Series: N/A
Pages: 358 (ARC edition)
Published: June 4 2013
Source: publishers via NetGalley
Rating: 4/5

The girl who wouldn’t die. Hunting a killer who shouldn’t exist.

Chicago 1931. Violent drifter Harper Curtis stumbles upon a house that hides a secret as shocking as his own twisted nature: it opens onto other times.

Harper uses it to stalk his ‘shining girls’ across decades – and cut the fire out of them.

He’s the perfect killer. Unstoppable. Untraceable. Until one of his victims survives and turns the hunt around.

Chicago, 1992. Kirby Mazrachi’s determination to find the man who tried to kill her has taken over her life.

The cops no longer return her calls. Her mother copes by writing morbid children’s books. Her only ally is Dan, the burnt-out ex-homicide reporter who covered her case.

As Kirby closes in on her would-be killer, what she finds is ... impossible. Murders scattered across the decades along with evidence that makes no sense. Meanwhile, Harper is closing in on her, too.

Originality is something that should be noticed and rewarded. When it seems like every idea has been recycled, redone, or revamped to try and tempt it into a new shape, the few books that try for something truly new stand out. That ingenuity is one of the reasons behind the hype and hoopla building behind Beukes' newest novel, The Shining Girls. The other is this: a time-traveling serial killer. I didn't really need to hear anything after that - I was hooked on the synopsis alone. Happily for me, Lauren Beukes delivers with this mashup of genres. 

The Shining Girls is fairly straightforward story, told in unadorned prose. It's an enterprising mix of several genres, but it works -- all to the credit of the author's talent. Beukes dispenses her tale in a third person narration, sharing out narration amongst several disparate POVS. There is Harper Curtis, the killer, Kirby the girl who lived, Dan Velazquez, a washed up homicide reportter, and Mal, a streetkid who sees more than others want. Some POVs are stronger than others (twisted as he is, Harper's chapters are easily the most engrossing), but all add something to the story of the shining girls. I found Mal's additions the most ill-fitting, but even he has a bigger role to play than immediately apparent. 

There's no explanation, technologically or otherwise, for how/why Harper can do what he does. It just is. That's it. There is a magical House that allows Harper to go sometime else, in order to target his victims. He closes "the circle" and jaunts back and forth, from  the depths of the Depression-era Chicago to the 1950s, 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s. Either the reader can buy into the premise of a time-traveling house or you can't. Suspension of disbelief is key to enjoying this tale. If you go looking for concrete answers or why, you'll be disappointed. Beukes focuses tightly on the plot, and the characters to a lesser degree. The plot holds up as long as you can accept the otherwordlyness of the plot devices.

Despite its good aspects, there are issues within The Shining Girls. A large portion of the plot, i.e. Kirby's major addition the story, ends up... less important than the time spent developing it would have you think. And for a novel centered on an unhinged time-traveling serial killer there is a surprising lack of suspense. Partly derived from knowing ahead of time which girls are doomed takes away some of the tension, but there is a lack in Beukes' depiction. That isn't to say the murder scenes aren't horrifying (and horrifyingly graphic) - they can be and often are. There are many horrible things in this novel, and reading them from Curtis's POV can be a chilling experience. However, the dearth of any real atmosphere around his actions is a big miss.

If a time-traveling serial killer piques your interest, The Shining Girls is definitely worth a read. A cut-and-dried style works well for Beukes' obvious talents and for crafting a uniquely appealing story. If a plot-driven thriller novel, with slight sci-fi elements and with fairly well-realized characters is your thing, this also is a book for you. Be warned: when I say there are some hard scenes to read, I mean. This book isn't afraid to rack up a body count, and get gory. All that said, this is a taut thriller with an interesting hook. It's unlike anything else I've read and that, combined with Harper Curtis's maniacal agenda, will make it memorable long into the future.

Planned June Reads

Thursday, June 6, 2013
Wow. I went on vacation and forgot to schedule posts for the week I was out of town. So, sorry for the dearth of posts and my Twitter silence. I am back, and should get some reviews up here soon.

That said, here are some of the books I am excited about reading this month:

Grimspace and Wanderlust by Ann Aguirre (Sirantha Jax #1 and #2)



 By all accounts, Sirantha Jax should have burned out years ago…

As the carrier of a rare gene, Jax has the ability to jump ships through grimspace—a talent which cuts into her life expectancy, but makes her a highly prized navigator for the Corp. But then the ship she’s navigating crash-lands, and she’s accused of killing everyone on board. It’s hard for Jax to defend herself: she has no memory of the crash.

Now imprisoned and the subject of a ruthless interrogation, Jax is on the verge of madness. Then a mysterious man breaks into her cell, offering her freedom—for a price. March needs Jax to help his small band of rogue fighters break the Corp monopoly on interstellar travel—and establish a new breed of jumper.

Jax is only good at one thing—grimspace—and it will eventually kill her. So she may as well have some fun in the meantime…

I've already read and really enjoyed the first book.  I can't wait til I can dive into the next book - more March! More Dina!


The Last Camellia by Sarah Jio (thanks to TLC Book Tours!)

A romantic and suspenseful tale about two women whose destiny is bound across the years

On the eve of World War II, the last surviving specimen of a camellia plant known as the Middlebury Pink lies secreted away on an English country estate. Flora, an amateur American botanist, is contracted by an international ring of flower thieves to infiltrate the household and acquire the coveted bloom. Her search is at once brightened by new love and threatened by her discovery of a series of ghastly crimes.

More than half a century later, garden designer Addison takes up residence at the manor, now owned by the family of her husband, Rex. The couple’s shared passion for mysteries is fueled by the enchanting camellia orchard and an old gardener’s notebook. Yet its pages hint at dark acts ingeniously concealed. If the danger that Flora once faced remains very much alive, will Addison share her fate?


I own another Jio, but have yet to read it. However, her books come highly recommended so I jumped on the chance to join this tour.


Astor Place Vintage by Stephenie Lehmann (thanks to Historical Fiction Virtual Tours!)



When a vintage clothing store owner in New York City discovers a journal from 1907, she finds her destiny at stake as the past and present collide. The past has a seductive allure to Amanda Rosenbloom, especially when it comes to vintage clothing. She’s devoted to running her shop, Astor Place Vintage, but with Manhattan’s rising rents and a troubled economy, it’s tough to keep the business alive. Meanwhile, she can’t bring herself to end an affair with a man who really should be history. When Amanda finds a journal sewn into a fur muff she’s recently acquired for the shop, she’s happy to escape into the world of Olive Westcott, a young lady who lived in New York City one hundred years ago.

As Amanda becomes immersed in the journal, she learns the future appeals to Olive. Olive looks forward to a time when repressive Victorian ideas have been replaced by more modern ways of thinking. But the financial panic of 1907 thrusts her from a stable, comfortable life into an uncertain and insecure existence. She’s resourceful and soon finds employment, but as she’s drawn into the social circle of shopgirls living on the edge of poverty, Olive is tempted to take risks that could bring her to ruin. Reading Olive’s woes, Amanda discovers a secret that could save her future and keep her from dwelling in the past.
It’s Olive, however, who ends up helping Amanda, through revelations that come in the final entries of the journal. As the lives of these two women merge, Amanda is inspired to stop living in the past and take control of her future.
I hadn't heard much about this one, but then the ads on Goodreads started up. Usually they annoy me, but this books seemed interesting and I am interested to see what happens!

The Shining Girls by Lauren Beukes


The girl who wouldn’t die. Hunting a killer who shouldn’t exist.

Chicago 1931. Violent drifter Harper Curtis stumbles upon a house that hides a secret as shocking as his own twisted nature: it opens onto other times.

Harper uses it to stalk his ‘shining girls’ across decades – and cut the fire out of them.

He’s the perfect killer. Unstoppable. Untraceable. Until one of his victims survives and turns the hunt around.

Chicago, 1992. Kirby Mazrachi’s determination to find the man who tried to kill her has taken over her life.

The cops no longer return her calls. Her mother copes by writing morbid children’s books. Her only ally is Dan, the burnt-out ex-homicide reporter who covered her case.

As Kirby closes in on her would-be killer, what she finds is ... impossible. Murders scattered across the decades along with evidence that makes no sense. Meanwhile, Harper is closing in on her, too.

All I needed to see/hear was "time-traveling serial killer" and I was sold.


Raven Flight by Juliet Marillier (Shadowfell #2)


Neryn has finally found the rebel group at Shadowfell, and now her task is to seek out the elusive Guardians, vital to her training as a Caller. These four powerful beings have been increasingly at odds with human kind, and Neryn must prove her worth to them. She desperately needs their help to use her gift without compromising herself or the cause of overthrowing the evil King Keldec.

Neryn must journey with the tough and steadfast Tali, who looks on Neryn's love for the double agent Flint as a needless vulnerability. And perhaps it is. What Flint learns from the king will change the battlefield entirely — but in whose favor, no one knows.


Shadowfell was my introduction to Marillier's fantasy, and I loved it. I was beyond excited to get an ARC of its sequel.


Outcast by Adrienne Kress

After six years of “angels” coming out of the sky and taking people from her town, 16-year-old Riley Carver has just about had it living with the constant fear. When one decides to terrorize her in her own backyard, it’s the final straw. She takes her mother’s shotgun and shoots the thing. So it’s dead. Or … not? In place of the creature she shot, is a guy. A really hot guy. A really hot alive and breathing guy. Oh, and he’s totally naked.

Not sure what to do, she drags his unconscious body to the tool shed and ties him up. After all, he’s an angel and they have tricks. When he regains consciousness she’s all set to interrogate him about why the angels come to her town, and how to get back her best friend (and almost boyfriend) Chris, who was taken the year before. But it turns out the naked guy in her shed is just as confused about everything as she is.

He thinks it’s 1956.

Set in the deep south, OUTCAST is a story of love, trust, and coming of age. It’s also a story about the supernatural, a girl with a strange sense of humor who’s got wicked aim, a greaser from the 50’s, and an army of misfits coming together for one purpose: To kick some serious angel ass.

How awesome is that cover? And that synopsis? The reviews have been good, so I ran to request this as soon as I saw it on NG. Let's hope it lives up to expectations! The author's steampunk YA - The Friday Society - was a somewhat superficial but still fun and entertaining read.


Gated by Amy Christine Parker


Do the gates keep the unchosen out or the chosen in?

In Mandrodage Meadows, life seems perfect. The members of this isolated suburban community have thrived under Pioneer, the charismatic leader who saved them from their sad, damaged lives. Lyla Hamilton and her parents are original members of the flock. They moved here following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, looking to escape the evil in the world. Now seventeen, Lyla knows certain facts are not to be questioned:

Pioneer is her leader.

Will is her Intended.

The end of the world is near.

Like Noah before him, Pioneer has been told of the imminent destruction of humanity. He says his chosen must arm themselves to fight off the unchosen people, who will surely seek refuge in the compound's underground fortress--the Silo.

Lyla loves her family and friends, but given the choice, she prefers painting to target practice. And lately she'd rather think about a certain boy outside the compound than plan for married life in the Silo with Will. But with the end of days drawing near, she will have to pick up a gun, take a side, and let everyone know where she stands.

This sounds.. intense, to say the very least.



Tumble & Fall by Alexandra Coutts


A novel about the end of days full of surprising beginnings

The world is living in the shadow of oncoming disaster. An asteroid is set to strike the earth in just one week’s time; catastrophe is unavoidable. The question isn’t how to save the world—the question is, what to do with the time that's left? Against this stark backdrop, three island teens wrestle with intertwining stories of love, friendship and family—all with the ultimate stakes at hand.

Alexandra Coutts's TUMBLE & FALL is a powerful story of courage, love, and hope at the end of the world.

This reminds me a little of The Age of Miracles, but that blurb made me need to read this ASAP.


Parasite by Mira Grant (Parasitology #1)


A decade in the future, humanity thrives in the absence of sickness and disease.

We owe our good health to a humble parasite - a genetically engineered tapeworm developed by the pioneering SymboGen Corporation. When implanted, the tapeworm protects us from illness, boosts our immune system - even secretes designer drugs. It's been successful beyond the scientists' wildest dreams. Now, years on, almost every human being has a SymboGen tapeworm living within them.

But these parasites are getting restless. They want their own lives... and will do anything to get them.

This sounds creepy as fuck. I've had an up and down relationship with Grant's novels, but this sounds like the perfect blend of science fiction and horror.


Crown of Midnight by Sarah J. Maas (Throne of Glass #2)


An assassin’s loyalties are always in doubt.
But her heart never wavers.

After a year of hard labor in the Salt Mines of Endovier, eighteen-year-old assassin Celaena Sardothien has won the king's contest to become the new royal assassin. Yet Celaena is far from loyal to the crown – a secret she hides from even her most intimate confidantes.

Keeping up the deadly charade—while pretending to do the king's bidding—will test her in frightening new ways, especially when she's given a task that could jeopardize everything she's come to care for. And there are far more dangerous forces gathering on the horizon -- forces that threaten to destroy her entire world, and will surely force Celaena to make a choice.

Where do the assassin’s loyalties lie, and who is she most willing to fight for?

I readily admit that I was... less than impressed with Throne of Glass, but damnit if I am not excited for Crown of Midnight. Plus: more Chaol!  That cover promises a strong, deadly assassin and Maas better deliver this time.


Review: The Monsters in Your Neighborhood by Jesse Petersen

Friday, May 31, 2013
Title: The Monsters in Your Neighborhood
Author: Jesse Petersen
Genre: supernatural fiction
Series: Monstrosity #2
Pages: 224
Published: expected July 29 2013
Source: publishers via edelweiss
Rating: 3.5/5

As one of Frankenstein’s Creatures, Natalie Gray knows that unique parts sometimes make up a great whole. Still, leading a diverse support group for monsters—now including Cthulhu!—isn’t an easy task. Especially not since the internet arrived.

New York City embraces the different and the bizarre. Still, even for such a fun-loving city, the supernatural and monstrous might be a bit too much. It’s been six months since the members of “Club Monstrosity” overcame the most recent spate of anti-monster violence and they’ve reestablished their routine of meeting in a church basement once a week to (ugh!) talk about their feelings. Still, they also know a war against them is brewing.

Natalie and Alec (the werewolf) have begun dating, and the mummies Kai and Rehu are tighter than a bug in a…well, bandage. But when modern means (YouTube, Twitter, bits and bytes) are used to chilp away at the solidarity of these ancient monsters, it’s up to Natalie to save the day. #MonstersInNewYork may be trending on Twitter, but this girl’s trending toward saving the day…somehow.

Jesse Petersen's Monstrosity series is turning out to be a collection of very quick, very amusing, very clever supernatural books. With The Monsters in Your Neighborhood, the sequel to Club Monstrosity, Petersen is two for two in these stories featuring classic monsters in the modern-day setting of New York. With the same humor and wit that marked the first novel. this is a return to form. A done-in-one-sitting read, Natalie and her misfit crew (with some new additions!) are sent to solve a new mystery, while simultaneously protecting themselves from the new threats that face them.

Still in third person, the POVs of Natalie and Alec are used to narrate the story. Six months after their escapade and near-reveals to the world during the events of the first book, a new monster (a "Cthulhu" named Pat) has joined the ranks, as well as Rehu, Kai's on-again-off-again mummy boyfriend playing a more prominent part. Wrestling with a twitter and video threat, as well as with the ongoing search for Hyde, the group finds itself strained and tested in new ways. Old alliances are broken, relationships are tested, and secrets are revealed - all with a bit of humor and a dash of cleverness, mixed in with the unexpected. Petersen takes some interesting risks with her story, but it all pans out quite well by the end.

One of the things I enjoy about these novels can also work against it in a way. These books are quite short, and while that makes for a quick, entertaining read, it can make both the plot and the final denouement a bit hampered. These are mysteries meant to be wrapped up in under 250 pages, so some of the suspense and drama can be lost in the rush to get to end. It all comes together a bit easily, and the final reveal of the antagonists doesn't quite pack the punch the author intended.

That said, The Monsters in Your Neighborhood is still a fun and clever mystery. Alec really steps up as a character, Natalie undergoes some unique struggles and emerges a stronger character, all the betterment of the series. The books ends with some loose ends and obvious chances for sequels, so I hope to see more from Natalie, Pat, Linda, Alec, Kai, Rehu, and yes, even Hyde, in the near future.

Review Take Two: Gameboard of the Gods by Richelle Mead

Thursday, May 30, 2013
Title: Gameboard of the Gods
Author: Richelle Mead
Genre: science fiction, post-apocalyptic, dystopia, supernatural
Series: Age of X #1
Pages: 464
Published: expected June 2013
Source: publishers via NetGalley
Rating: 4/5


In a futuristic world nearly destroyed by religious extremists, Justin March lives in exile after failing in his job as an investigator of religious groups and supernatural claims. But Justin is given a second chance when Mae Koskinen comes to bring him back to the Republic of United North America (RUNA). Raised in an aristocratic caste, Mae is now a member of the military’s most elite and terrifying tier, a soldier with enhanced reflexes and skills.

When Justin and Mae are assigned to work together to solve a string of ritualistic murders, they soon realize that their discoveries have exposed them to terrible danger. As their investigation races forward, unknown enemies and powers greater than they can imagine are gathering in the shadows, ready to reclaim the world in which humans are merely game pieces on their board.

Gameboard of the Gods, the first installment of Richelle Mead’s Age of X series, will have all the elements that have made her YA Vampire Academy and Bloodlines series such megasuccesses: sexy, irresistible characters; romantic and mythological intrigue; and relentless action and suspense.

Reviewed by Danielle.

I went back and forth on the rating for this book. On one hand, it’s a bit slow and the author is so anti-info dumps that I spent the first quarter confused. On the other hand, holy SHIT do I love Mae. I’m still wavering between a 3 and a 4, but I’m going to leave it at the higher rating, because while GotG isn’t the most solid book I’ve read, but it ends up being a really fun, unique fusion.

Mae Koskinen is a praetorian, and similar to the Roman bodyguards the sect derives their name from, an elite warrior/bodyguard. Unlike the ancient version, futuristic praetorians are the recipients of an implant that imbibes them with special skills. Mae’s body metabolizes chemicals at a super-human rate, allowing her enhanced reflexes and rendering her impervious to poison. Unfortunately, Mae sets a foot wrong and is demoted from guarding senators and monuments. Instead, she is assigned to guard Dr. Justin March, a brilliant but troubled servitor, (“investigator of religious groups and supernatural claims,”) who was previously exiled under rather mysterious circumstances. The government now needs Justin back to investigate a string of murders with a religious bend.

March is drowning his sorrows, and memories of supernatural activities, in a drug and alcohol fueled haze in South America, when a case of mistaken identity results in him and Mae going home together. This sets off the real mystery of the novel, the mythologic intrigue referenced in the blurb. <SPOILER ALERT>See,
Justin has been claimed by an unknown god, who gave him several prophecies and a pair of supernatural ravens in exchange for an apple. Mae fits one of the prophecies and only through some tricky wordplay does Justin avoid being bound to the god’s service. <END SPOILER>Their tryst sends them both down the road of discovery as Justin’s personal mystery collides with the murder investigation.

At this point, we’re at a solid four stars. I have some quibbles on world building and the way it was revealed, but it’s nothing an appendix or a map couldn’t fix. Justin’s brilliant, troubled, and not just a little sleazy scientist was an interesting character with varied motivations, aspirations, and reactions. He’s a sexy jerk who frequently gets called out on it, while being a loving brother/uncle/foster father. And Mae is fantastic. She’s a tough, determined fighter, a sexually liberated lover, a conflicted daughter. I found them both well rounded and developed. They had great interplay and palpable chemistry.

Unfortunately, the book has three PoVs.

Tessa, a Panamanian teenager who seems to be included solely to appeal to Mead’s former YA fanbase, has none of Mae and Justin’s development. She is plucked, seemingly at random, from her household to come with Justin to RUNA. He made a promise to her father that he would bring them all with him, but immigration as it is, there can only be one. This does lead to her second purpose, to have the world building explained to her, and by proxy, the audience.

Tessa, we’re told, is a prodigy at judging people, but we rarely see it in action. She does sort of bumble her way into a big break in the mystery, but last I checked, getting kidnapped isn’t the same as being a intuitive mastermind. Other than that, she whines a lot about commercialism and patriotism. Perhaps she has a purpose that will be revealed as the series goes on, but as it stands I truly don’t care for, or about, her.

She’s not the only side character without a lot going on, either. Mae’s friends; Justin’s sister; Leo, the brilliant hacker and his vineyard-owning boyfriend, Dominic are all victims of a very driven story. They really only show up to provide a clue to a mystery and then disappear again. On one hand, I appreciate that the plot is kept moving. On the other, at least one scene, <SPOILER>
where Tessa is picked up by the only two guards in the city who like Mae, brought back to Justin’s house, and the guards then proceed to give him her life story for funsies<END SPOILER> is so convenient.

Again, I did decide to round up because the main characters are great. The mystery was engrossing and deep. No guessing the final twist 150 pages in here, folks. It’s probably more enjoyable if you’ve got a handle on Greek and Roman mythology, (you know, a bit beyond Disney’s Hercules and Clash of the Titans,) otherwise references may go over your head. In all, I’ll forgive a few slow spots and underdeveloped side characters for an intriguing new world that I’m looking forward to spending a lot of time in. 
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